Skim Milk

"That's Correct!"

"Mom," said the little girl, "Is it all right to say
you are going to water the horse when you
are giving him a drink of water?"

"Yes," said her mother, "that is the correct thing to say."

"Well then, I'm going to milk the cat."

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"Skim Milk"

To help a friend lose weight, I told her that she should
switch to lower-fat foods, including skim milk. When
she said her family would drink only whole milk, I
suggested that she keep their regular container and
refill it with skim milk.

This worked for quite a while, until her daughter
asked one morning whether the milk was okay.

"Sure, it's fine," my friend answered, fearing she had
been found out. "Why do you ask?"

The daughter explained, "Well, according to the
expiration date, this milk expired six months ago!"
Received on Mon Sep 17 06:39:15 2007