"Encountering Crime in The Community"
A young couple lived in a town filled with crime.
After three neighbors had been robbed, the
couple decided to get a guard dog.
"Sorry, we're sold out," the clerk replied. All we
have left is this little Scottie dog. But he does know karate."
The woman didn't believe the clerk, so he told
the dog to karate the chair. The dog broke the
chair into pieces. Then he told the dog to karate
a table, and the dog quickly broke the table in half.
So the woman bought the dog and took it home.
Her husband was disappointed and skeptical
about the Scottie dog's abilities as a guard dog.
The wife told him about the dog's excellent karate skills.
"Oh, yeah, karate my butt," the husband yelled....
He's still in the hospital.
Received on Mon Sep 17 06:38:09 2007
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