Secret of Long Life

"Secret of Long Life"

A woman walked up to a little old man rocking
in a chair on his porch.

"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she
said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"

"Well, honey, I smoke three packs of cigarettes
a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey
a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."

"That's amazing, "the woman said. "How old are you?"

"Twenty-six," he said.

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"Yoga Cure"

A young woman was worried about her
stress-related habit of biting her fingernails
down to the quick, so her friend advised her
to take up yoga. She did, and soon her fingernails
were growing normally.

Her friend asked her if yoga had totally
cured her nervousness.

"No," she replied, "but now I can reach
my toe-nails so I bite them instead."
Received on Fri Sep 7 00:50:10 2007