Flying at Night

"Flying at Night"

On a recent flight, an elderly passenger kept
peering out the window. Since it was totally
dark, all she could see was the blinking wing-tip
light. Finally, she rang for the flight attendant.

"I'm sorry to bother you," she said, "but I think you
should inform the pilot that his left-turn indicator
is on and has been for some time."

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"This Flight"

The passengers were leaving the plane after landing,
and one smiling, satisfied passenger paused to
congratulate the flight attendant.

"Stewardess," he said happily, "I want to compliment

you and the crew and especially the captain for getting
here right on time. It's not often that an airline gets to
where it's going exactly when they claim it will. I'm
going to call your home office and let them know
how pleased I am."

"Why, thank you, sir," the flight attendant answered,
"but I think you should know--this is yesterday's flight."
Received on Mon Oct 29 08:03:04 2007