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Remember, "Hey, You. Get off of my cloud" ?

An Aussie band recorded it recently. They had a
Scottish guitar player and changed the title to...

"Hey McCloud. Get out of my ewe!"

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"About Sharing"

An Australian was walking down a country road
in New Zealand, when he happened to glance
over the fence and see a farmer goin' at it with a sheep.

The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he
climbs the fence and walks over to the farmer.
He taps him on the shoulder and says,
"You know mate, back home, we shear those!"

The New Zealander looks frantically around and
says, "I'm not bloody SHEARING this with no one!"
Received on Fri Oct 26 02:43:21 2007