Drinking Problem

"Drinking Problem"

Ella was feeling tired, worn down, sluggish, bereft
of pep. Her get-up-and-go just got up and went. So,
she scheduled her annual physical a little early this year.

When the doctor had completed the exhaustive
examination, he told Ella to meet him back in his
office when she had finished dressing. From behind
his desk, the doctor said, "Well, I can't find any
physiological reason for your problem, but I
suspect it's due to drinking."

"I'll bet you're right," replied Ella. "And, you know what?
I think it's utterly shameful!"

"Now, now," said the doctor. "Millions of people
have a problem with alcohol. It's nothing to be ashamed of."

"It certainly is!" Ella huffed, as she picked up her
purse and stood to leave. Pausing in the doorway,
she shook her head sadly at the doctor and said,

"I'll come back when you're sober."

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"Quick Drink Before It Starts"

Thorn comes to a bar and yells: "QUICK!!!! Give
me a glass of beer!!! Before IT gets started!!!"

The bartender goes: "What started?! What are you talking about?!"

"No questions. Just give me the beer, faster!!!" He
drinks the beer and screams again: "One more,
hurry up!!! Before it gets started!!!"

"What started?!"

"Never mind!!! Give me my beer!!!" He drinks the
second glass and continues: "Third glass!!!
Faster!!! before it gets started!!! Do it!!!"

Finally, the bartender asks: "Hey, pal. Are you gonna pay?!"

And Thorn goes: "Damn!!!! It's started..."
Received on Fri Oct 26 02:42:04 2007