Hormone Treatments

"Hormone Treatments"

A man went to an internist and complained of
listlessness. After a thorough examination, the
doctor said, "You ought to try some hormones."

"Like they give to women?" the patient asked,
dumbfounded. "Are you serious?"

"Everybody uses hormones and for different purposes.
They even give them to racehorses." replied the doctor.

The patient agreed to a shot and returned two weeks
later for a follow-up visit. The Doctor asked if they worked.

The patient replied, "You bet they did but, not exactly as
I planned. Yesterday, I ran six furlongs in one-ten !"

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"Treating Billionaires"

A Texas billionaire had fallen ill. Doctors consulted did not
seem to understand what ailed him. The billionaire let it be
known that any doctor who could heal him could have
whatever he desired.

A country doctor was finally able to cure him and as the
doctor was leaving after a week's stay, the Texan said,
"Doc! I am a man of my word. You name it and if it is
humanly possible I'll get it for you."

"Well," said the doctor, "I love to play golf, so if I could have
a matching set of golf clubs that would be fine." With that
the doctor left.

The doctor didn't hear from the Texan billionaire for some
months. Then one day he got a phone call from the billionaire.

"Doc, I bet you thought that I had gone back on my word.
I have your matching set of golf clubs. The reason it took
so long is that two of them didn't have swimming pools and
I didn't think they were good enough for ya. So I had pools
installed and they're all ready for you now!"
Received on Thu Oct 11 08:29:44 2007