Perfect Offspring

"Perfect Offspring"

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he
had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman
so they could produce beautiful children beyond compare.

With that as his mission he began to search for the perfect woman.

Shortly there after he met a Redneck who had three
stunning, gorgeous daughters that positively took
his breath away. So he explained his mission to the
Redneck and asked for permission to marry one of them.

The Redneck simply replied, "They're lookin' to get
married, so you came to the right place. Look 'em
over and pick the one you want."

The man dated the first daughter.
The next day the Redneck asked for the man's opinion.

"Well," said the man, "she's just a weeeeee bit, not
that you can hardly notice...pigeon-toed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested the man date
one of the other girls; so the man went out with the second daughter.

The next day, the Redneck again asked how things went.

"Well," the man replied, "she's just a weeeee bit,
not that you can hardly tell...cross-eyed."

The Redneck nodded and suggested he date the
third girl to see if things might be better. So he did.

The next morning the man rushed in exclaiming,

"She's perfect, just perfect. She's the one I want to marry."

So they were wed right away. Months later the baby was born.

When the man visited the nursery he was horrified:
the baby was the Ugliest, most pathetic human you
can imagine. He rushed to his father-in-law and
asked how such a thing could happen considering
the beauty of the parents.

"Well," explained the Redneck... "She was just a
weeeee bit, not that you could hardly tell...
pregnant when you met her."
Received on Thu Oct 11 08:28:40 2007