Yearly Physical

"Yearly Physical"

When I went to the doctor for my yearly physical,
my blood pressure was high, my cholesterol was
high, I'd gained some weight and I didn't feel so hot.

My doctor said that eating right doesn't have to be
complicated and it would solve my physical problems.

He said, "Just think in colors. Fill your plate with
bright colors of greens, yellows, reds, etc."

So, I went right home and emptied an entire bag
of M&Ms onto a plate, ate them and sure enough,
I felt much better!

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"Call Me A Doctor"

A businessman is riding the subway after a hard day at the office.
A young man sits down next to him and says:

"Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!"

The businessman asks: "What's the matter? Are you sick?"

The young man says: "No. I just graduated from a medical school."
Received on Mon Oct 8 09:37:31 2007