Priest Going Through Customs

"Priest Going Through Customs"

A distinguished young woman on a flight from
Switzerland asked the Priest beside her,
"Father, may I ask a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic
hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is
unopened and well over the Customs limits; and
I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way
you could carry it through Customs for me?
Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn
you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, Father, no one will
question you." When they reached the
Customs area, she let the priest go ahead
of her. The official asked: "Father, do you
have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist,
I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so
a asked, "And what do you have to declare
from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous instrument designed to be
used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said,
"Go ahead, Father...................Next!"
Received on Mon Oct 8 09:35:53 2007