Speeding Ticket

"Pull Over"

Jen has been shopping recently.. "Hey you!
Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop.

Jen complied, and the judge next day fined
her twenty-five dollars. She went home in
great anxiety lest her husband, who always
examined her checkbook, should learn of the incident.

Then inspiration struck and she marked the
check stub, "One pullover, $25."

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"Speeding Ticket"

A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her
to the side of the road. She didn't have her seat belt
on so as soon as she stopped, she quickly slipped
it on before the officer got to her window.

After talking to her about speeding, the officer said,
"I see you are wearing your seat belt. Do you believe
in wearing it at all times?"

"Yes, I do, officer," she replied.

"Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up
with it looped through your steering wheel?"
Received on Sun Nov 25 21:24:15 2007