Diet Buddies

"Diet Buddies"

Rosey and Nina were best of friends and tried
to do everything together. Rosey announced that
she was going to start a diet to lose some pounds
she had put on recently.

"Good," Nina exclaimed. "I'm ready to start a diet,
too. We can be dieting buddies and help each other
out. And when I feel the urge to drive out and get
a burger and fries, I'll call you first."

"Great," Rosey replied. "I'll ride with you to Burger King."

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"The Attraction"

The artist tried to concentrate on his work, but
the attraction he felt for his model finally became
irresistible. He threw down his palette, took her
in his arms and kissed her.

She pushed him away. "Maybe your other models
let you kiss them," she said.

"I've never tried to kiss a model before," he swore.

"Really?" she said, softening, "How many models have there been?"

"Four," he replied, "A jug, two apples, and a vase."
Received on Fri Nov 16 19:26:10 2007