Eligible Oldsters

"Eligible Oldsters"

Two dapper old men sit on the porch of the retirement
home every single afternoon. Two marriage-minded
old ladies who move to the home set their sights on
these most eligible of bachelors.

The first day, they dress up in their finest evening gowns
and parade past the porch three times. The men don't
even look up. Every day for two weeks, the old ladies try
something new to get their attention - new hats, new
hairdos, new jewelry. But the men don't give them a second glance.

Finally, the old ladies are so fed up one says to the other,

"the only thing that's going to get the attention of those
old coots is a little flesh."

The next afternoon, both ladies take off all their clothes
in the bushes, then streak by the porch.

One of the old men says to the other,

"My G~d, what did they have on today?"

The other codger shakes his head.

"Can't say for sure. But whatever they were wearing, it
certainly needs ironing very badly."
Received on Tue Nov 13 02:54:42 2007