Shopping Help

"Shopping Help"

One day my brother-in-law noticed an elderly lady
slowly pushing a cart through he supermarket
parking lot. Ever courteous, he insisted on taking
it over for her. The woman struggled alongside,
doing her best to keep up.

At the entrance, he said, "Here you go, Ma'am,"
and gave her the cart.

Catching her breath, she said, "Thank you, but
I was using it to lean on."

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"Shopping Signs"

The shopkeeper was dismayed when a brand
new business much like his own opened up
next door and erected a huge sign which read
BEST DEALS.

He was horrified when another competitor
opened up on his right, and announced its
arrival with an even larger sign, reading
LOWEST PRICES.

The shopkeeper was panicked, until he got
an idea. He put the biggest sign of all over
his own shop. It read... MAIN ENTRANCE.
Received on Tue Nov 13 02:54:03 2007