Tribal Name

"Tribal Name"

Running Doe, a young Native American woman
went to a doctor for her first ever-physical exam.
After checking all of her vitals and running the
usual tests, the doctor said, "Well, Running Doe,
you are in fine health. I could find no problems.
I did notice one abnormality however."

"Oh, what is that, Doctor?"

"Well, you have no nipples."

"None of the people in my tribe have nipples,"
she replied.

"That is amazing," said the doctor. "I'd like to write
this up for The South Dakota Journal of Medicine
if you do not mind.

She said, "OK."

"First of all" asked the doctor, "how many people
are in your tribe?"

She answered, "Approximately 500."

"And what is the name of your tribe?" asked the
doctor.

Running Doe Replied, "We are called, 'The
Indiannippleless Five Hundred'."
Received on Wed May 30 08:03:30 2007