Avid Golfer

"Playing Poorly"

A hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club,
playing golf and enjoying the luxury of a complimentary
caddy.

Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round
about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left
of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've
played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown
myself in that lake."

The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think
you could keep your head down that long."…

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"Avid Golfer"

After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club
member skipped the clubhouse and started to go
home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his
car, a policeman stopped him and asked, "Did you
tee off on the sixteenth hole about twenty minutes ago?"

"Yes," the golfer responded.

"Did you happen to hook your ball so that it went
over the trees and off the course?"

"Yes, I did. How did you know?" he asked.

"Well," said the policeman very seriously, "Your ball
flew out onto the highway and crashed through a
driver's windshield. The car went out of control,
crashing into five other cars and a fire truck. The fire
truck couldn't make it to the fire, and the building
burned down. So, what are you going to do about it?"

The golfer thought it over carefully and responded,
"I think I'll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip
and lower my right thumb."
Received on Wed May 30 08:02:51 2007