True Love

"Men in Bars"

I've noticed the strangest thing about men who
hang out in bars a lot.

It seems they have only one of two reasons
to be there:

They have no wife to go home to...

...or they do.

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"True Love"

An 80 year old woman was arrested for shop lifting.

When she went before the judge in Cincinnati,
he asked her, "What did you steal?"

She replied, "A can of peaches."

The judge then asked her why she had stolen the
can of peaches and she replied that she was hungry.

The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can.

She replied 6.

The judge then said, "I will then give you 6 days in jail then."

Before the judge could actually pronounce the
punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and
asked the judge if he could say something.

The judge said, "What is it?"

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."
Received on Tue May 29 08:31:15 2007