Cost of Sermon

"Cost of Sermon"

One beautiful Sunday morning, a priest announced
to his congregation:

"My good people, I have here in my hands three
sermons...a $100 sermon that lasts five minutes,
a $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes, and a
$10 sermon that lasts a full hour.

"Now, we'll take the collection and see which one I'll deliver."

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"Money"

Verily I say unto ye..........

Money !!!

It can buy a house,
But not a home.

It can buy a clock,
But not time.

It can buy you a position,
But not respect.

It can buy you a bed,
But not sleep.

It can buy you a book,
But not knowledge.

It can buy you medicine,
But not health.

It can buy you blood,
But not life.

So you see money isn't everything.

And it often causes pain and suffering.

I tell you this because I am your friend.

And as your friend I want to
Take away your pain and suffering!!

So Send me all your money,

And I will suffer for you!

Cash only please!

After all, what are friends for, huh??

I Hope This Made You Smile!!!

Laughter Is The Best Medicine!
Money Can't Buy Goofy E-mails, Either!!

They come from your crazy friends!
Received on Sun May 27 07:51:52 2007