Movie Tickets

"Movie Tickets"

I wanted to take my kids to the movies but did not
want to wait on line to buy the tickets, so I called
ahead to the theater to buy them over the phone.

I asked, "How much is a ticket?"

They said, "Ten dollars."

I asked, "How much for children?"

They said, "Same price, Ten dollars."

I said, "The airlines charge half fare for children."

They said, "OK, put your kids on a plane to somewhere,
and you come to the movie. You'll enjoy it a lot more
that way."

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"Adopted?"

After years of wondering why he didn't look like
his younger sister or brother, Mark finally got
up the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted.

"Yes, you were son," his mother said as she
started to cry softly. "But it didn't work out and
they brought you back.
Received on Sat May 12 06:58:58 2007