Lessons For A Golfer

"Zen And The Art Of A Perfect Shot"

A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed
an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring
the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed.
Driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking
so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me
from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect
shot."

"Forget it, man, you'll never hit her from here!"

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"Lessons For A Golfer"

One fine day, Jim and Bob are out golfing. Jim slices
his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his
8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into
the ravine in search of his ball.

The brush is quite thick, but Jim searches diligently
and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets
closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an
8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old
golf ball.

Jim calls out to his golfing partner in excitement,
"Hey Bob, come here, I got trouble down here."

Bob comes running over to the edge of the ravine
and calls out, "What's the matter Jim?"

Jim shouts back in a nervous voice, "Throw me my
7-iron! You can't get out of here with an 8-iron."
Received on Sat May 5 09:00:49 2007