Children's Books You Will Never See

"Fair Warning"

Finding one of her students making faces at
others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to
gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly the
teacher said, "When I was a child, I was told if
I made ugly faces I would stay like that."

The student looked up and replied, "Well you
can't say you weren't warned, Ms. Smith."

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"Children's Books You Will Never See"

Strangers Have the Best Candy

You Were an Accident

The Little Sissy Who Snitched

Some Kittens Can Fly!

Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

Getting More Chocolate on Your Face

The Attention Deficit Disorder Association'

s Book
of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let's Go
Ride Our Bikes!

All Dogs Go to Hell

The Kid's Guide to Hitchhiking

You Are Different and That's Bad

Dad's New Wife Michael

POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great
Microwave Games

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only
Your Household Pets

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the
Vice Squad

Babar Meets the Taxidermist

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are
Shot Dead

How to Become the Dominant Military Power in
Your Elementary School

Controlling the Playground: Respect Through
Fear

Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change
from Your Mom's Purse

What is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be
Friends?

Bi-Curious George

Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver
Received on Sat Mar 31 07:19:11 2007