Come to America

"Consultation"

Two guys are sitting in a bar.

The first guy asks, "What do you do for a living?"

The second guy says, "I'm a lawyer."

The first says, "How much do you charge?"

The second guy says, "$100 for four questions."

The first guy says, "Isn't that a little expensive?"

The second guy says, "Yes. What's your fourth
question?"

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"Come to America"

An American attorney had just finished a guest
lecture at a law school in Italy when an Italian
lawyer approached him and asked, "Is it true
that a person can fall down on a sidewalk in
your county and then sue the landowners for
a lot of money?"

Told that it was true, the lawyer turned to his
partner and started speaking rapidly in Italian.
When they stopped, the American attorney
asked if they wanted to go to America to practice
law.

"No, no," one replied. "We want to go to America
and fall down on sidewalks."
Received on Fri Mar 30 07:52:25 2007