Reasons to Ask for a Raise

"Reasons to Ask for a Raise"

10. You take your paycheck to the bank and
the teller bursts out in hysterical laughter.

9. The Red Cross calls and offers you emergency
assistance.

8. Your only charge cards are for the Salvation
Army, ARC, and DAV thrift stores.

7. You work full time and you still qualify for food
stamps.

6. You empty out your piggy bank and then cook
the bank and serve it for your Easter ham.

5. All you can think about morning, noon and
night is clipping grocery coupons.

4. You file your income taxes and the IRS returns
them stamped, "Charity Case -- Return To Sender."

3. You set the world record for mailing $1.00 rebate
requests to Young America, Minnesota.

2. You pay all your bills, put your remaining $1 bill
into your billfold and it goes into shock.

1. You get arrested for taking the coins out of the
fountain in the mall.

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"Signs You're Broke"

1. American Express calls and says: "Leave
home without it!"

2. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep
breath outside a restaurant.

3. You're formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

4. Long distance companies don't call you to switch.

5. You look at your roommate and see a large fried
chicken in tennis shoes.

6. Your rob Peter . . . and then rob Paul.

7. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

8. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

9. Your bologna has no first name.

10. You give blood everyday . . . just for the orange
juice.

11. Sally Struthers sends you food.

12. McDonalds supplies you with all your kitchen
condiments.
Received on Thu Mar 22 07:23:36 2007