Murphy's Laws On Sex, Part III

"Murphy's Laws On Sex"
Part III

26. Before you find your handsome prince, you've
got to kiss a lot of frogs.

27. There may be some things better than sex, and
some things worse than sex. But there is nothing
exactly like it.

28. Love your neighbor, but don't get caught.

29. Love is a hole in the heart.

30. If the effort that went in research on the female
bosom had gone into our space program, we would
now be running hot-dog stands on the moon.

31. Love is a matter of chemistry, sex is a matter of
physics.

32. Do it only with the best.

33. Sex is a three-letter word which needs some
old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full
meaning.

34. One good turn gets most of the blankets.

35. You cannot produce a baby in one month by
impregnating nine women.

36. Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

37. It is better to have loved and lost than never to
have loved at all.

38. Thou shalt not commit adultery....

.unless in the mood.
Received on Tue Mar 6 22:12:50 2007