Checkout

"Checkout"

A woman rushed into the supermarket to pick
up a few items. She headed for the express
line where the clerk was talking on the phone
with his back turned to her.

"Excuse me," she said, "I'm in a hurry. Could
you check me out, please?"

The clerk turned, looked her up and down, and
smiled, "Not bad."

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"Stuttering Customer"

A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes
to a counter in a department store and asks,
"W-w-w-where'

s the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and
says nothing.

The man repeats himself: "W-w-w-where's the
m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?" Again, the
clerk doesn`t answer him.

The guy asks several more times: "W-w-w-where's
the m-m-m-men's dep-p-p-partment?"

And the clerk just seems to ignore him. Finally, the
guy is angry and storms off.

The customer who was waiting in line behind the
guy asks the clerk, "Why wouldn't you answer that
guy's question?"

The clerk answers, "D-d-d-do you th-th-th-think I
w-w-w-want to get b-b-b-beat up?!!"
Received on Sun Mar 4 00:55:04 2007