Mother in Law

"Hit and Run"

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his
feet when a policeman ran up to help.

"My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!"
the shaken man told the cop.

"The car hit you from behind," the officer said.
"How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?"

"I recognized the maniacal laugh!" he replied.

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"Newlywed's Question"

Newlywed Bride: "Will you love me when
I'm old?"

Newlywed Groom: "Love you? I shall idolize
you. I shall worship the ground that you walk
on. I shall -- errrr ---uhhhh---- wait--- You're
NOT going to look like your mother, are you?"

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"Mother in Law"

Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a
woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable
to swim, the man started to scream for help.

A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, "My wife
is drowning and I can't swim. Please save her!
I'll give you a hundred dollars."

The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful
strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around
her, and swam back to shore. Depositing her at
the feet of the man, the fisherman said, "Okay,
where's my hundred?"

The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down
for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this
is my mother-in-law."

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said,
"Just my luck. How much do I owe you?"
Received on Sat Mar 3 00:48:31 2007