Head of the Household

"Actual Ad Found in Utah Paper"

$10,000 06' Suzuki GSXR 1000
Farmington, UT 84025 - Aug 7, 2006

2006 Suzuki 1000. This bike is perfect! It has
1000 miles and has had its 500 mile dealer
service. (Expensive Service!)

It's been adult ridden, all wheels have always been
on the ground. I use it as a cruiser/commuter.

. I'm
selling it because it was purchased without proper
consent of a loving wife!

Apparently "do whatever the heck you want" doesn't
mean what I thought!!!

Call me, Steve. (801) 867-XXXX

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The humor piece "Gore Oscar Shocker" which was
sent out on March 1st, 2007 was written by
Andy Borowitz and is from his Borowitz Report.

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"Head of the Household"

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to
enter Paradise, G~d appeared and said, "I want the
men to make two lines. One line for the men who
were true heads of their household, and the other line
for the men who were dominated by their women. I
want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines
of men. The line of the men who were dominated by
their wives was 100 miles long, and in the line of men
who truly were heads of their household, there was
only one man.

G-d said, "You men should be ashamed of ourselves,
I created you to be the head of your household! You have
been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose! Of
all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

G~d turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be
the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "Er... My wife told me to stand here..."
Received on Fri Mar 2 09:00:11 2007