Milk Baths

"Milk Baths"

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her
beautiful. She left a note for her milkman to leave
25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note,
he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she
probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the
door to clarify the point. The blonde came to the
door and the milkman said, "I found your note
asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean
2.5 gallons?"

The blonde said, "I want 25 gallons. I'm going to fill
my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I
can look young and beautiful again."

The milkman asked, "Do you want it pasteurized?"

The blonde said, "No, just up to my breasts. I can
splash it on my eyes!"
Received on Thu Mar 1 08:34:21 2007