Skinny-Dipping

"Skinny-Dipping"

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a
large farm for several years.

He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic
tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and
peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and
fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to
the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and
look it over. He grabbed a five-gallon bucket to bring
back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and
laughing with glee. As he came closer, he saw it was
a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond.
He made the women aware of his presence and they
all went to the deep end.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming
out until you leave!"

The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down
here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get
out of the pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
Received on Wed Jun 27 15:56:16 2007