Nervous Driver

"Nervous Driver"

A hesitant driver, waiting for traffic to clear, came
to a complete stop on the freeway ramp.

Shortly, the traffic thinned out but the driver still waited.

Finally a furious voice from the vehicle behind
him cried, "Hey, you idiot! The sign says 'Yield', not surrender!"

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"Speed Limit"

Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company
where I work. So I'm constantly preaching caution to the
workers I supervise.

"Does anyone know," I asked a few guys, "what the
speed limit is in our parking lot?"

The long silence that followed was interrupted when
one of them piped up. "That depends. Do you mean
coming in to work or leaving?"
Received on Wed Jun 27 15:55:33 2007