Behind the Game

"Behind the Game"

A swarm of sperms is swimming frantically through
the murky passages of a human body. The main group
is being led by a scout sperm who is running up head,
making sure they are all going the right way.

At some point the scout sperm goes round the corner
and disappears for a second. When the main group
reaches the spot, they see the scout sperm stand still,
just his little tail whipping left and right, his little head
wagging this way and that. He looks really perplexed.

The sperms in the main group start yelling, "What's the
matter, why are we stopping? C'mon, we gotta run, we
gotta job to do, an ovum to meet..!"

The scout sperm shushes them impatiently, then sniffs
the air up ahead some more and announces grimly:
"Brothers, we've been had... We're up somebody's ...er....

"We must be in the sequel to that movie Brokeback Mountain."
Received on Fri Jun 22 07:37:05 2007