No Reservations

"Married To An Insurance Man"

An insurance agent was teaching his wife to drive
when the brakes suddenly failed on a steep,
downhill grade.

"I can't stop!" she shrilled. "What should I do?"

"Brace yourself," advised her husband, "and try
to hit something cheap."

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"Amish Carriage"

While driving in Pennsylvania, a family caught up
to an Amish carriage. The owner of the carriage
obviously had a sense of humor, because attached
to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign:

"Energy efficient vehicle. Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do *Not* Step on the Exhaust."

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"Giving Away Present"

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted
her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the
waiting groom; the bride kissed her father and placed
something in his hand. The guests in the front pews
responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest
smiled broadly. As her father gave her away in
marriage, the bride gave him back his credit card.

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"No Reservations"

Because they had no reservations at a busy restaurant,
my elderly neighbor and his wife were told there would
be a 45 minute wait for a table.

"Young man, we're both 90 years old," the husband
said. "We may not have 45 minutes."

They were seated immediately.
Received on Wed Jun 6 12:42:49 2007