Flour and Water Puzzle

"Pet Pig"

A farmer brought his daughter a little potbelly
pet pig. She called it 'Stinky' when she played
with it out in the yard, but she called it 'Ballpoint'
when it was in the sty.

"Tell me," asked her father, "Why do you have
two names for your pig?"

"That is easy," she replied. "Ballpoint is just
his pen name."

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"Flour and Water Puzzle"

How come when you mix water and flour together
you get glue, and then you add eggs and sugar...
and you get cake?

Where did the glue go?

NEED AN ANSWER ?!?!?!?

You know darned well where it went!

That's what makes the cake stick to your BUTT!
Received on Sat Jun 2 07:46:10 2007