Palm Reader

"Palm Reader"

Paul was ambling through a crowded street fair when
he decided to stop and sit at a Palm Reader's table.

Said the mysterious old woman, "For fifteen dollars,
I can read your love line and tell your romantic future."
Paul readily agreed and the reader took one look at
his open palm and said, "I can see that you have no
girlfriend."

"That's true," said Paul.

"Oh my goodness, you are extremely lonely, aren't you?"

"Yes," Paul shamefully admitted. "That's amazing.

Can you tell all of this from the 'love line' on my palm?"

"Love line? No, from the calluses."
Received on Fri Jun 1 08:03:56 2007