Second Son

"Second Son"

Tony, having his second son christened, was much
concerned about getting the correct name on the
birth certificate.

"Will you please name the baby just as I give it to you?"

"Certainly," answered the minister, "why shouldn't I?"

"Well you see, it's like this," replied Tony. "When I told
you I wanted to name my first boy Tom, you wrote on
his birth certificate 'Thomas.'

This boy I want to name Jack."

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"Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlor"

"Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

"We're all out of red, so I used pink."

"There are 2 O's in Bob, right?"

"Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."

"That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."

"Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

"Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."

"I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

"The flag's all done and, you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving
effect."

"Ooooooops!"
Received on Fri Jul 27 07:28:12 2007