Retiring Farmer

"Retiring Farmer"

A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land,
needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to
every house in his town.

To the houses where the man is the boss, he
gave a horse. To the houses where the woman
is the boss, a chicken was given.

He got toward the end of the street and saw a
couple outside gardening. "Who's the boss
around here?" he asked.

"I am." said the man.

"I have a black horse and a brown horse," the
farmer said, "which one would you like?"

The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one."

"No, no, no, get the brown one." the man's wife said.

"Here's your chicken." said the farmer.

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"Ouch, Can't See"

A married man left for work early one Friday afternoon.
Instead of going home, however, he squandered the
weekend (and his paycheck) partying with the boys.

When he finally returned home on Sunday night, he
ran into a barrage of epithets from his wife. After a
couple of hours of nagging and berating, his wife
asked, "How would you like it if you didn't see me
for a couple of days?!?"

"That would suit me just fine!!" the man said.

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by with the same
result. Come Thursday, the swelling went down
a bit and he could see her a little, just out of the
corner of his left eye.
Received on Thu Jul 26 12:54:35 2007