First Trick

"First Trick"

The new hooker just finished her first trick. When
she came back down to the street, the seasoned
veterans all gathered around to hear the details.

She said "well, he was a big muscular and handsome marine."

"Well, what did he want to do?" they all asked.

She said " I told him that a straight lay was $100,
but he said he didn't have that much."

"So I told him a BJ would be $75, but he didn't have
that much either."

"Finally I said, well, how much do you have?"

The marine said that he only had $25.

The new hooker said, "Well, for $25 all I can give
you is a hand j ob"

He agreed and after getting the finances straight,
she said, "He pulled it out and I put one hand on it,
and then the second hand above the first and then
the first hand above the second hand....."

"OMG" they all exclaimed, "it must have been huge!
Then what did you do?"

"I loaned him $75!" she said.
Received on Mon Jul 23 09:48:55 2007