Bank Holdup

"Bank Holdup"

Two men held up a bank. They cleaned out the cash
drawers and then herded the tellers and clerks into the vault.

They were getting ready to make their getaway when
one of the tellers whispered,
"Hey, buddy, would you do me a favor?"

One of the robbers said, "What's on your mind, pal?"

"Would you mind taking the books, too? I'm five thousand short."

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"IRS Audit"

The owner of a small Chicago deli was being
questioned by an IRS agent about his tax return...

He had reported a net profit of $125,000 for the year.

"Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner
said. "I work like a dog, everyone in my family helps
out, the place is only closed three days a year. And
you want to know how I made $125,000?"

"It's not your income that bothers us," the agent said.
"It's these travel deductions. You listed six trips to
New Orleans for you and your wife."

"Oh, that," the owner said smiling. "It is a legitimate
business expense... We deliver."
Received on Mon Jul 23 09:46:59 2007