Lost Parrot

"Lost Parrot"

A man received a phone call one day, and the caller
asked if he had lost a parrot. He said that he had
indeed lost the bird, but wanted to know how the
caller located him.

The called said that the bird had landed on his balcony
and kept repeating, "Hi, you have reached 555-1234.
I can't come to the phone right now, please leave a
message at the tone."

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"Whale Communication"

An expert on whales was telling friends about
some of the unusual findings he had made.

"For instance," he said, "some whales can
communicate at a distance of 300 miles."

"What on earth would one whale say to another
300 miles away?" asked a sarcastic member
of the group.

"I'm not absolutely sure," answered the expert,
"but I bet it sounds something like...

"Heeeeeeey! Can you hear me nowwww!?!'"
Received on Fri Jul 6 07:57:10 2007