Bar Problems

"Bar Problems"

A construction worker walks into a bar. He's a rather
large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back,
and then bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar
are c*cksuckers!"

A sudden silence descends. After a moment, he asks,
"Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens.

He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all
you guys on this side of the bar are motherf*ckers!"

Once again, the bar is silent. He looks around belligerently
and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?"

A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts
to walk towards the man. The construction worker looks
the man square in the eye and says, "You got a problem, buddy?"

"Oh no," insists the man. "I'm just on the wrong side of the bar."
Received on Fri Jul 6 07:56:09 2007