Office Mornings

"Office Mornings"

First thing - every single morning - one of the
secretaries in our office opened the newspaper
and read everyone's horoscope aloud.

"Gwen," said our boss finally, "you seem to be a
normal, levelheaded person. Do you really believe
in astrology?"

"Of course not," Gwen answered. "You know how
skeptical we Capricorns are."

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"Office Romance"

We were helping customers when the store
optometrist walked by and flirted with a co-worker.
Of course, we all had to stop what we were doing
to tease her. But she quickly dismissed the notion
of a budding romance.

"Can you imagine making out with an optometrist?"
she asked. "It would always be, 'Better like this...
or like this?'"
Received on Tue Jul 3 08:03:38 2007