Gas Price Crimes

"Gas Price Crimes"

Three gas station owners report for their first day
in prison.

The prison guard asks one of them,
"What are you in for?"

The guy replies, "The government says I charged
customers more for my gasoline than other gas
stations. I'm in for PRICE GOUGING ."

The guard looks at the second man. "And you?"

He answers, "I charged less for my gasoline than
everyone else. I'm in for ANTI-COMPETITIVE PRICING."

The guard looks to the third. "And you?"

He shrugs. "I charged the same price for my gasoline
as all the other gas stations. I'm in for COLLUSION."

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"The Ultimate Retirement Plan"

Remember this one as you are planning your future. . . . . .

If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one
year go, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than
$5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer
one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the
cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you
would have had $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan!
Received on Sun Jan 28 07:49:52 2007