Million Vs Penny

"Million Vs Penny"

Joe climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough
to talk to G~d. Looking up, he asks the Lord,

"G~d, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies; "A minute."

Joe asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Joe asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute!"

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"Missing G~d"

G~d had been missing for several days. Michael, the
Archangel finally found him, resting on the seventh day.
He inquired of G~d, "Where have you been?"

G~d sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction, and proudly
pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael.
Look what I've made."

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied G~d, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going
to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Michael, "I'm still confused."

G~d explained, pointing to different parts of earth. "For
example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity
and wealth, while Southern Europe is going to be poor.

Over there I've placed a continent of White people, and over
there is a continent of Black people. Balance in all things,"
G~d continued pointing to different countries. "This one will
be extremely hot, while the is one will be very cold and
covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by G~d's work, then pointed to
a land area and said, "What's that one?"

"Ah," said G~d, "That's Washington State, the most glorious
place on earth. There are beautiful mountains, rivers and
streams, lakes, forests, hills, and plains. The people from
Washington State are going to be handsome, modest,
intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to be found
traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable,
hardworking, high achieving, and they will be known
throughout the world as diplomats, and carriers of peace."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then
asked, "But what about balance, G~d? You said there
would be balance."

God smiled, "There is another Washington..

.Wait 'till you
see the nincompoops I put there!"
Received on Mon Feb 19 07:26:22 2007