Hollywood Marriages

"Hollywood Marriages"

The telephone jangled in the Hollywood director's
office.

"I'm getting married tomorrow." He recognized
the voice of his leading lady. "And I've promised
to give up motion pictures."

"Maybe I can get them to hold up production,"
he said. "How long do you think it'll last?"

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"Husband & Wife Short Takes"

My wife and other ladies in our parish, count church
donations every Monday. This week she came
home early.
When I asked, "Why are you so early?"
She replied, "Every one showed up and we didn't
have anyone to talk about."

While planning our trip to Europe, my husband
looked after our passports. I was surprised to
read on our application forms that his hair color
was silver, mine was grey.

Wife: You both arrived at the cab at the same time.
Why did you let him have it? Why didn't you stand
up for your rights?
Husband: He needed it more than I did. He was
late to his karate class.

They were having their first fight, and finally he
said, "When we got married, you promised to
love, honor and obey."
She said, "I know. But I didn't want to start an
argument in front of all those people."
Received on Sun Feb 18 07:43:11 2007