Little Johnny 's Poker Playing

"Little Johnny 's Poker Playing"

One day, Little Johnny came home from school. He went into
the house and found no one around, which he thought was
strange because his parent's car and his grandparent's car
was in the driveway. He searches all over the house. Finally
he went upstairs to his parent's room and opened the door.
There was his Dad and Mom making out.

"What are you doing, Dad?" Little Johnny asked.

"Playing poker son and your mom's my wild card. Leave us
alone, go find Grandpa and Grandma."

Off Little Johnny goes to the next bedroom and there are
grandma and grandpa having sex.

"What are you doing Grandpa?" little Johnny asked.

"Playing poker and Grandma's my wild card."

So little Johnny leaves the room. A few hours go by and it's
time for dinner, but nobody can find little Johnny. Dad goes
up to his bedroom and finds him masturbating.

"What are you doing?" Dad asks.

"Playing poker, Dad," Little Johnny said.

"Well, where's your wild card?" asked Dad.

Little Johnny replies, "With a hand like this, I don't need
a wild card!"
Received on Fri Feb 9 06:56:29 2007