Foreign Exchange

"Foreign Exchange"

A young blonde, having just returned from a great
week-long vacation in South America, walked into
the local bank and asked about exchanging currency.

The teller said he would try to help her.

After she plopped a huge wad of bills onto the
counter, the teller then counted it, made a phone
call, and returned to count out $27.18.

The wide-eyed woman gasped. "You mean to tell
me that's all I get for that mountain of bills?"

"I'm afraid so Miss," replied the teller, "That's the
current rate of exchange according to our foreign
exchange section."

"Good Grief!" she hissed, "and I gave that cheap
skunk breakfast, too!"
Received on Thu Feb 8 07:26:02 2007