Walking On Water

"Walking On Water"

Josh had heard a family rumor that his father, his
grandfather and even his great-grandfather, all
"walked on water" on their 21st birthday.

Well today was his 21st birthday and if they could
do it, so could he. So, off he went in a boat with
his friend Jake on calm, mid-July morning. When
he got out in the middle of the lake, he got up and
stepped out of the boat.... and nearly drowned.

The next day, Josh asked his grandmother why he
wasn't given the same gift as the others in his family.

The grandmother told him that his father, grandfather
and great-grandfather had all been born in February.

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"Erin's Pub"

A guy goes into Erin's Pub on Water Street, orders
24 pints of Ireland's finest and starts downing them
one after the other.

Ralph stops singing and yells to him, "Listen my son,
why are you drinking so fast? Slow down, ya got all night."

The guy says, "You would be drinking fast too, if you
had what I had."

Ralph yells out, "And what in Joseph's Mary do you have?"

The guy says, "2 quarters, a nickle and three smokes."
Received on Mon Feb 5 08:26:11 2007