Health Alert

"Aunt Janet"

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an
assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story
with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one
began to tell their stories. "Johnny, do you have
a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my
Aunt Janet. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and
her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a
pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey
on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her
parachute landed right in the middle of
twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with
the pistol until she ran out of bullets, killed four more
with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed
the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher.
"What kind of moral did your daddy tell you
from this horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Janet when she is drinking!"

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"Health Alert"

There is a dangerous virus being passed around
electronically, orally, and by hand.

This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer

(WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your
colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means
DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK, put your
jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest
grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter
(BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK
has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you
do not have 5 friends, you have already been
infected and WORK is controlling your life.
Received on Sun Dec 30 08:49:40 2007