Calling the Doctor's Office

"Calling the Doctor's Office"

Mrs. Jones called the doctor's office and was
met with this response by the secretary, "This
is Dr. Whitman's office. What would you like to talk about?"

Mrs. Jones was disturbed by this response and
replied sarcastically, "I want to order a hamburger
with fries. For goodness sakes, why would I call
a doctor if I didn't feel sick? I'm very sick. I need to see the doctor."

"Fine," replied the secretary. "I can make an
appointment for you. Let me see. Ah, yes, I have
an appointment one week from next Friday."

"Great," said Mrs. Jones. "I'll have my mortician drop me off then!"

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"Sickly Father"

When Dan found out he was going to inherit
a fortune when his sickly father died, he
decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with.

So, one evening he went to a singles bar
where he spotted the most beautiful woman
he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away.

"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said
as he walked up to her,"but in just a few years,
my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million dollars."

Impressed, the woman went home with him
that evening and, three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at Estate Planning than men.
Received on Sat Dec 29 09:05:30 2007