Real Christmas Gift

"Real Christmas Gift"

A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.

A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of
those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles."

"She did," he replied. "But where in the heck was
I going to find a fake Jeep?"

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"Gravely Gift"

One year, a particular harried husband decided
to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.

When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you
still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!"
Received on Sat Dec 8 07:47:10 2007